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MIKE BRISTOW, I THEE WEB
Words that describe Mike: Gorgeous... intelligent... sexy... lovable... witty... perfect... shaggable... creative... gentle... caring... MINE!
I feel all shook up when he is near...
He is even more important than my cat, which is saying something.
And here he is, gorgeous as ever, in our hotel when we went to Amsterdam.
Mike puts up with my failings, makes my life worth being inside, and even teaches me Perl in his spare time. I used to worry that I was not achieving or that there was no real meaning to life - but now, just being in his arms is enough.
Bloke, I love you so much, thank you for everything you give me!
Ok, so this page may be sickening, but the sentiment still holds...
Written by Webmistress Flash
'Love ya bloke'