Jokes from Readers

Submitted by Chris

A: Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Interrupting cow.
B: Interrupting cow wh--
A: Moooooooo

A: Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Interrupting starfish.
B: Interrupting starfish w--
A:

What's brown and sticky?
A stick!

What washes up on little tiny beaches?
Microwaves!

What's a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer!
What's a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no eye-deer!